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9 Things I Wouldn’t Do If I Won the Lottery

I refuse to throw it all away like a fool

Photo by Jonathan Borba on Unsplash

My dad’s always liked to play the lottery. Whenever he was about to check if he had the winning ticket, my family would talk about what we’d do if we became multi-millionaires overnight.

As it turns out, I have a much easier time coming up with things I would NOT do if I was suddenly filthy rich.

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