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A Bee In My Bonnet

Or, that time I jumped out of a moving vehicle to save myself from a stinging invader

Photo by Jan Tinneberg on Unsplash

“A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.” — Kin Hubbard

I really don’t know if I’m allergic to bees or not. I just tell everyone I am because I figure that’s the only…




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Kathryn Dillon

Kathryn Dillon

Life’s a journey. Sometimes a peaceful hike in the woods, sometimes a screaming joyride down a dark highway. I’m on a quest to discover my truth by sharing it.

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