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A Break-up Letter

We’ve been together for a while, but we’re no good together anymore

Photo by Pierre Bamin on Unsplash

We had a good run, “C”.

We’ve been in a committed relationship since high school. You were there for me when times were rough and when times were great.

Your gorgeous deep, earthy smell tantalized me from a young age and became vital to…

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