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A Day With Hungry-Man Dinners

Your heart will never forgive you, your kidneys will despise you and your belly is greatly offended.

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You go to the grocery store. There’s an abundance of food you can get like salads, pizza, and spaghetti but no, you head to the frozen food aisle and head straight for the cheap frozen dinners. You don’t get the store brand stuff, you get the…

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