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A Few Things BOF Won’t Do at Comedy Camp

Wait ‘til you see what doesn’t happen!

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Unlike some of the other people attending, BOF is an old hand at camp. He was a Boy Scout as a young lad and has the merit badges and the bullies to prove it. But he promises he won’t catch any snakes and bring them around for everyone to admire. The bringing around for…




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