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A Grumpy Old Guy Explains All of American Politics in 24 Words

The only political piece you’ll need this election year!

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John Werth

John Werth

Musician and conductor, repairer of woodwinds, owner of dogs, band director, lapsed mathematician, and scribbler of thoughts on humor, politics or both at once.

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