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May 19

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GET OFF MY LAWN

A Grumpy Old Guy Explains All of American Politics in 24 Words

The only political piece you’ll need this election year!

Photo by Gage Skidmore from WikiMedia Commons

As a service to MuddyUm readers, I am happy to present “The Secret to American Politics” in two sentences. I’ve chosen a humor publication because it’s hilarious.

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