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A Guy on the Road There Once Was

Travel usually inspires writing. Not this time.

Bemused after a trip and fall perhaps? Photo by Mayank Baranwal on Unsplash

There once was a guy on a trip

Lost his grip and then lost his WIP*

While he headed for home

He wrote this here poem




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