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A Hymn to John Candy

Deadpan broetry via urban legend storytelling meant to destabilize history for the purpose of absurdist homage

Courtesy of the JohnCandy.com Fan page

Many of you may not know of John Candy or forgot him, but the North remembers. In case you are wondering, he was a cinematic god with a heart of gold that divinely manifested at about 6 foot 9 inches, 390…

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