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A Hymn to John Candy

Deadpan broetry via urban legend storytelling meant to destabilize history for the purpose of absurdist homage

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Many of you may not know of John Candy or forgot him, but the North remembers. In case you are wondering, he was a cinematic god with a heart of gold that divinely manifested at about 6 foot 9 inches, 390…




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