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A Most Unusual Valentine’s Gift

I’m surprised we stayed married

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I unwrapped the box slowly, wondering what romantic gift lay inside. After all, we’d only been married a few years. We were still in the honeymoon phase.

I removed the top of the box. My gift lay tucked beneath pastel colored tissue paper. I slowly unfolded each piece, the crinkling sound of love…




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