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A New NFL

Let the Bloodsport Begin

Photo by Alex Mertz on Unsplash

I’ve got big ideas for education reform, healthcare reform, and a bit of a beef with the public school flesh-mills of professional football.

But don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate professional sports. I love baseball. I love spring training. I love golf.

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