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A No-Goodbye Goodbye

Alfred gives thanks


Coach is headed out for an indeterminate period, and Alfred has asked to meet before leaving. There are things on Alfred’s mind that need to be said.

Alfred: Hey, Coach. Thanks for finding the time. I know you are busy, so I thought about what specifically I wanted to cover. It comes in the form of one comment, one…




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I’m a Curious George who loves wide lanes and the power of positive thinking. Humor, business, family/dogs, fiction (Alfred’s Journey 2023)

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