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A Passive Aggressive Love Story

You’re so lucky you love me

Photo by Maria Lysenko on Unsplash

Jill and Sam have been together for seven years. What’s their secret? Conversation. They are always talking things through. Examples of how they communicate should be held in high regard.

JILL: I don’t mean to tell you how to behave, Sam, but you shouldn’t talk to…




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Kristine Laco

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