DAAARRIIIIN!

A Portrait of the Writer as a Young Witch

With thanks to David B. Clear for the inspiration

When the student is ready, the master will appear.¹

Remember that weird college friend? The one who changed the course of your life as if it was a mighty river and they were Superman? My weird college…

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