
“Evening, what y’all drinking?” Asked the bartender.
“I’ll have a pint of ale,” said the pun.
“A beer,” said the joke.
“A vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred,” said the word-play.

“Evening, what y’all drinking?” Asked the bartender.
“I’ll have a pint of ale,” said the pun.
“A beer,” said the joke.
“A vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred,” said the word-play.

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