A Pun, Joke, Word-Play and Satirical Story, Walk into a Bar

No joke

Lee Serpa Azevado
Nov 2 · 2 min read
Photo by Drew Beamer on Unsplash

“Evening, what y’all drinking?” Asked the bartender.

“I’ll have a pint of ale,” said the pun.

“A beer,” said the joke.

“A vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred,” said the word-play.

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Lee Serpa Azevado

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Scribbler of stuff, psych nurse, giant punsexual; fe/fi/fo/fum. Mental health(y), humo(u)r, politic(k)s and other such nonsense.

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