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A Recipe for Disaster

This teen invented my own dog food and tested it on our dog

Photo by Jared Gorski on Unsplash

Mom arrived home from working a long day, slung her purse on a dinner room chair, and headed for the kitchen. There was a blood-curdling scream.

I dropped everything and ran.

She stood there in shock, “The table, the counter,” she sputtered, waving her hands, “the floor.” She…

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L.A. Strucke

L.A. Strucke

Writer, Songwriter. Published in Chicken Soup for the Soul, Highlights for Children and Guideposts. Editor of The Creative Project.

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