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A Vegetarian Diet for Carnivores

Just because you love meat doesn’t mean you can’t help save the planet

Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

Given the wealth of medical studies underscoring the health dangers of excessive meat consumption, it is incumbent upon all of us — especially carnivores — to do what we can to adopt a vegetarian diet. You may think it’s impossible to…




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