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Affordable Apartment Requires Security Deposit and Your Immortal Soul

Hell is a small price to pay for a doorman and river views

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Welcome to Cerberus Towers, where you’ll find the only reasonably priced apartment in Manhattan. If accepted as a tenant, you’ll get a premium location in the heart of midtown, floor-to-ceiling…

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James Klein

James Klein

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Writes humor and awkward bios. Top writer in satire. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Satirist, and others at jameskleinhumor.com.