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Ahhhh! The Sweet Yet Petty Victory

Of being right and knowing my way is better!

Photo by Brooke Cagle on Unsplash

You might say I’m not too gracious, but guess what?! I don’t give a rat’s ass! I have no idea who came up with this phrase, but it sure paints a pretty picture, doesn’t it?

I hate to say it, wait! I’m totally lying. I LOVE it that I’m right. And needless to say; it…

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Robin Klammer

Robin Klammer

PROUD CDN. Humorist, Royally FBTA. Owner/Editor of Ain't Yo' Mama's Tea Party. Garden of Neuro sister & Queen of Snark! 👑

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