Al Got His Rhythm Wrong — A Rubbish Drum Full of Lies

How Dare You Tell Me Where I’ve Been

Caroline de Braganza
Nov 3 · 3 min read
I don’t think this is Al unless he works remotely — he’s sitting on Gibraltar. (Source: 7721622 on Pixabay)

I track my movements — bowel and otherwise.

I write a daily journal so I know when I’ve been and where.

But for the purpose of this piece of pointless writing, I want… (did you enjoy the alliteration or am I irritating you now?) to discuss and express my disgust…

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Caroline de Braganza

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Wise Old Woman (WOW). Mixing heart, spirit, mind and emotional health — the Stew of Life. Forever curious. Young at heart, but a little creaky in other places.

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