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THIS PART DOESN’T HURT

All Things Must Collapse

No not my pelvic floor — but I did learn to kegel

Dimly lit torso of muscular man
Photo by Philip Myrtorp on Unsplash

During that magical time when I had a gorgeous body — the result of performing, on a daily basis, such physical labor as manually unloading steel bar stock from trucks — I noticed one day that the removal of a single 1" diameter bar had me slumped on a stack of pallets…

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