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Alt-Facts About Christmas by the Guy Who Does His Own Research

Mistletoe means you’re DTF

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  1. The Three Wise Men who brought baby Jesus gifts to celebrate his birth were the originators of “doing your own research.” They were a beacon of truth and knowledge like the ancient versions of Newsmax, OANN, and Fox News.



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