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Amazon Policy On Urinating Into Plastic Bottles: A Holiday Update

Personal porta-potties are now available

Photo by By Frederic Legrand — COMEO via ShutterStock

Hello Team!

Keeping with our commitment to balancing productivity and worker satisfaction during the busy holidays, we’d like to clarify our policy on urinating into plastic bottles.

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