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American Bullshit is FunnyAF

Is there anything more rampant than high-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure, unadulterated American bullshit?

Photo by Ken Okum on Unsplash

This piece is in response to a new MuddyUm writing challenge from Peggy Gillespie Hazelwood:




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