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Americans: Finally Safe To Go Back To Wawa

7–Eleven panders to Trump supporters in response.

Photo by Christian Lambert on Unsplash

PHILADELPHIA, PA — In the city of brotherly love, chaos was felt throughout the streets.

“We were very worried that something bad was going to happen, like a violent riot or what not,” said Local Man #54,321. “But now that the election is over, I…

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Noah Levy

Noah Levy

Don’t sweat the small stuff. Lifelong learner. Sometimes I write satire, but it’s kinda true…Want to say hi? Email me! noahlevywriter@gmail.com

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