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FRIENDLY WARNINGS

An Honest RSVP

From the guest from hell

Photo by JJ Jordan on Unsplash

It is with unalloyed joy but somewhat restrained enthusiasm that I accept your dinner invitation for the 4th. You have asked me to RSVP and I am doing so in as full and frank a manner as I know how.

In any event, I am thrilled to accept your kind invitation since, in my experience, such invitations are not as common…

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