MuddyUm
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HUMOR

An Ode to Annoying Internet Recipes

Here’s a great one for Texas chili

Photo by Priscilla Du Preez on Unsplash

1888 blew the hottest October on record into Laredo, Texas. The citizens baked in the relentless, blazing sun. Food was scarce and a collective stomach rumble emitted a low hum in the hot, dry air.

Sunset brought a spectacular crimson to illuminate the Texas plains. A brisk chill…

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Sarah Paris

Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Fiction is my heartbeat. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.