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OH MAHLER! MY MAHLER!

An Open Letter to the Woman Who Keeps Whipping Out Her Phone at This Super-Classy Concert

I need my Mahler fix so don’t stand your phone in my way

Woman holding a cell phone out with an image of Benjamin Zander grafted on it. Hands and phone repeat righ but with an image of a cello player.
Basic picture by iJseven Misha Pavchuk from Pexels. Left inset from Wikimedia. Right inset by Andrea Zanenga on Unsplash

OK. I get it. You’re a millennial, like my daughter, and a millennial’s idea of a concert memento is not some dog-eared concert brochure forgotten among…

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