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Big Ones

An Update on the Ass I Wanted

I couldn’t handle the pressure

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“If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.”― Miley Cyrus

For my birthday, my spouse took me to New York for the Westminster Dog Show. We also saw a couple of Broadway plays and engaged in one of my favorite pastimes…




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Toni Crowe

Toni Crowe

Sarcastic escaped executive. Best-selling author. Writes whatever she wants. Twitter @crowe_toni

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