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WORKPLACE LINGO

Animal Crackers

Using animal idioms at the office

Photo by Thomas Millot on Unsplash

Boy, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in that meeting. Not that it would have taken a fly to see the elephant in the room. Or the 800-pound gorilla, for that matter.

But I was dog-tired and, after having had a whale of a time the previous night and getting drunk as a boiled owl, I was sick as a…

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