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Apparently, It’s Not Kosher to Freeze Your Dead Hamster

First off, let me say that I loved my hamster

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First off, let me say that I loved my hamster, Hashbrown, and he lived a good life till the ripe old age of two.

I adopted him (that’s the language in our pet store contract, believe it or not) in my mid-twenties when my husband…




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