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SHORTY NEWS

Are You Tired of Shortness?

Even we(e) little people want to rule the world

Worker ants drinking from a tiny seashell. Photo by author.

My sister is preternaturally tall and nobody in our family knows why. Maybe it’s because she’s the oldest and biology favors the first child. Damn biology. She’s always liked larger things, too: tall men, mansions, and lately a 35-foot RV hauled by a truck the size of Madagascar.

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Jean Campbell

Jean Campbell

Writer by day, reader by night, napper by afternoon.