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Ask Granny Mary: Call Me “Wrinkles”

She’s dead, she’s wise, and you are neither

Granny Mary is never self-conscious about wrinkles (Photo by Jennifer Latuperisa-Andresen on Unsplash)

If you have a question for Granny Mary, put it in the comments or email to askgrannymary at gmail. Let’s look at the mail!

Dear Granny Mary, I’m 101 years old. I’m thinking of getting Botox and filler for my face wrinkles to




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