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MATURE ANIMAL HUMOR

At the Vet Getting My Cat a Sex Change

A dog owner was giving me an evil eye

Photo by Andrew Umansky on Unsplash

Inside the vet’s waiting room, everything smelled of dog hair and cat piss. My beloved Russian Blue was in the carrier whining, as well he should. He was going to get a sex change — well, kind of. The vet was getting rid of my dear Pudgie’s pole and widening his hole so the…

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Mark Tulin

Mark Tulin

A California writer/photographer whose dreams are more vivid than his waking life. Poetry, Humor, Sexuality, and Fiction — https://crowonthewire.com

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