Published in



Better Bunker Snacks and Hacks

Pablum: the Swiss army knife of your secret pantry

Photo by hui sang on Unsplash

So, like us, you’ve been storing provisions in your doomsday bunker since at least the Clinton administration. We all remember how real shit got as Y2K approached, and we knew ol’ Bill the swamp monster wasn’t gonna save us. So, we went to bed on December 31, 1999 thinking…




Bootleg Humor Since 1720. The premier place for, and fastest growing humor publication on Medium. Experience the MuddyUm difference. We support all types of humor and comedy writing and illustrations. We publish fast. We edit well. Run by a ship full of Pastafarian Pirates.

Recommended from Medium

Biden Inaugaration Relocated

Construction has begun for Trump’s campaign kickoff on Jan 20

Do you really want to read me?

12th Art Farming Payout Completed


5 Reasons To Buy New Crocs: Kuwait

Our Blind Piano Player

Leaf Blowers Are The Work Of The Devil

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
grain of infinity

grain of infinity

Making my way through life, one story at a time. Grab a cup of tea and pull up a chair.

More from Medium

The Holy Host

This Herbal Supplement that Nobody is Talking about…yet

How Drinking Pu-erh Tea Can Help Your Digestion

Glass tea cup full of black tea

What Listening to a Performance Artist on the Edge has Taught Me About Life