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Bill Gates Is Single!

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You know who’s licking their lips right now and planning an early retirement? Overly smart techy women who want to save the planet. Know why? Bill Gates is rebooting as Single and Searching!

Even though Bill Gates is super-rich and you can’t figure out how to meet him, he seems more accessible than…




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