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Jul 1, 2021

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Photogenic Breasts

Boobs Are Not Birthday Cakes

Spatulas, frosting, and chatty radiologists go to town on my boobs

“20070127 — Evan’s 30th Birthday Party — 110–1056 — boob cakes” by Claire CJS is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

Yesterday, I went to the boob smashers. Boob smasher one and boob smasher two. One yanked my boobs like a champion of tug of war. The second slathered me up like a birthday cake decorator.

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