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Boris Johnson Claimed He Only Had His Birthday Party Because He Was Ambushed by a Cake While Drunk at a Garden Party

Identity crisis afflicts scarecrow on the other side of the pond

“BORIS JOHNSON : PRIME MINISTER : Congratulations !” by Captain Roger Fenton 1860 is licensed under

Boris Johnson is making some bad choices. When he told the public he was ambushed by a cake, it had…

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