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NO SKINNY DIPPING IN THE SHALLOW END

Bradley Cooper Fakes COVID Test to Get Out of Singing Shallow Ever Again

Sorry, it only hurts when I sing

“Bradley Cooper” by JiBs. is licensed under CC BY 2.0

With bioluminescent blue eyes that could laser a hole through the moon's craters, sexy A Star is Born actor Bradley Cooper is using a fake COVID test to get out of singing Shallow ever again.

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