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Broken Air Conditioner Does Not Mean Broken Dreams

How to thrive with a broken air conditioner

“Hot” by DBduo Photography is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

The minute my air conditioner ground to a halt, I panicked and crawled into the freezer. I begged my husband to lock me in. When my lips turned blue, and my pulse got soupy, my life flashed before my eyes. I realized that I had a new excuse for…

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