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Burmese Python — It’s What’s for Dinner!

Large Asian serpents join feral hogs, swamp rats and maggots on restaurant menus

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Daisy slithered out the back door last night. Just like her uncle Bert did during the summer of ’79.

If it weren’t for the fact that she’s an adorable eighteen-foot-long Burmese…




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Allen R Smith

Allen R Smith

Allen Smith is an award-winning writer living in Oceanside, California and has published thousands of articles for print, the web and social media.

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