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Call Me Anything Else, But Don’t Call Me the M-Word

It’s a southern custom that needs to disappear

Photo by ANGELA NEWMAN on Unsplash

The other day my husband and I were sipping beer at The Bistro, an outdoor cafe that overlooks a golf course.

A large, loud man with a poof of blonde hair and a scraggly blonde goatee waxed eloquent at the table next to us. He and the woman…

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