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Calling all Carrots, Root for Rutabagas

Out of the cellars, into the limelight.

carrots hanging down into the picture from the top
Photo by Gabriel Gurrola on Unsplash

Now make no mistake about this folks, I am serious. I want to have a heart to heart talk with celeries and artichokes, just as soon as I get done with you carrots here. So listen up, green-haired orange guys.




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Marilyn Flower

Marilyn Flower

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