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Growing Old is Not For the Weak

Can I Get a Trade-in on This Body — This One Has Eczema in Its Ears

WTF? This is a rant. And a satire.

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“Getting old is not for sissies.”Bette Davis

I want a new body. This one seems to be out of warranty and is developing issues. I try to feed it healthy food. I walk. I sleep at least…

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Toni Crowe

Toni Crowe

Sarcastic escaped executive. Best-selling author. Writes whatever she wants. Engineer. Owner: No Air. Editor, MuddyUm. Twitter: https://twitter.com/crowe_toni