Growing Old is Not For the Weak
Can I Get a Trade-in on This Body — This One Has Eczema in Its Ears
WTF? This is a rant. And a satire.
“Getting old is not for sissies.” ― Bette Davis
I want a new body. This one seems to be out of warranty and is developing issues. I try to feed it healthy food. I walk. I sleep at least…