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Carrots Are Keeping Me Awake

A vegetable that is a weirdo

Photo by Gabriel Gurrola on Unsplash

Let’s be patently honest and transparent. I am not going to mention the s***k word when I am writing about carrots. Nor the fact that this vegetable has become associated with a bonus or reward. Show your carrot at the checkout to get your discount. I would never do that.

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Robert W. Locke

Robert W. Locke

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