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It could be Wordle

CDC Declares Wordle a Pandemic, Variants Coming to a URL Near You!

Hmmm, shift the “P” left, make it plural, and try a diphthong?

Given the explosive virality of Wordle, the CDC now advises extreme caution when searching trending hashtags online. If you do catch Wordle, remain calm, avoid humblebrag social media shares, and keep a dictionary handy.

A telltale symptom of Wordle is an obsessive need to share the infection on social media, which looks like this.




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