FIFTY SHADES OF COVID

CDC Issues New Rules for Shamalama Ding-Dong Variant

There’s nothing to fear — lunch break quarantines are fine

Your eyes will turn to blood and cause permanent blindness. But far less deadly! Photo by agnes liinnea. Pixabay.

Just when we thought COVID variants had petered out, new mutated strains come bounding our way. The “less deadly” Omicron Variant has killed 20,000 Americans in three short weeks! Omicron brought his friends, too —…