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Chicago Store Owner Spots Thomas in Smash-and-Grab Robbery

Here’s what we know so far

CHICAGO — Thomas [no surname]— the fugitive rooster notorious for arson, theft, and deliberately spreading the coronavirus, and leader of the new gang “Lil’ Valley Rooster’s has finally been spotted in a smash-and-grab robbery of a luxury watch store in Chicago, Illinois.



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