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Education Life

Cinnamon Altoids and Pepto-Bismol

Teaching may look hard, but that ain’t the half of it

Photo by leah hetteberg on Unsplash

I hated school. Hated it. After the last day of senior year, I stuffed everything into my backpack, tied it to my car bumper, and dragged it around the neighborhood for a while. Then I came home, fired up the barbecue grill, and tossed in everything flammable.

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Musician and conductor, repairer of woodwinds, owner of dogs, band director, lapsed mathematician, and scribbler of thoughts on humor, politics or both at once.

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