MuddyUm
Published in

MuddyUm

Satire

College Asks Students to Use Loans to Donate to University

“We’ll even name a bench after you if you donate $100,000.”

Photo by Vadim Sherbakov on Unsplash

Local impossible to afford university, Bankrupt College, is in heavy need of donation funds, and the money from wealthy donors is not enough to fund new marble buildings, nor is the $70,000 tuition paid by the student body of…

--

--

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Ryan Fan

Ryan Fan

Believer, Baltimore City IEP Chair, and 2:39 marathon runner. Diehard fan of “The Wire.” Support me by becoming a Medium member: https://bit.ly/39Cybb8